Notes:
* Bad Santa, the movie: Billy Bob Thornton puts this word
   combination in the national consciousness this year.
** Santa Saddam, one of Uncle Sam Santa's former buddies.
*** Uncle Sam Santa or Uncle Santa Sam? Either way, he
      has a bad toy budget that dwarfs the rest of the world.
More shameless hype
for the dr bob cd:
still available
for the asking
[cookbook, sketchbook,
 xmas card archive]

if only making over misplaced priorities were
as easy as making over a bad sense of style...

ani and bob finally get to Rio, but not for Christmas
[see "escape to rio" 1982 (xmascard archive)]
Christmas came early this year for Big Pharma
with the Medicare Reform Law of 2003.

Meanwhile in a desperate attempt to avoid early
Big Pharma dependence brought on by creeping
cholesterol levels, bob is forced to begin a crash
Lipitor evasion program through daily oatmeal,
walnuts and quality time with a Tony Little Gazelle
exercise machine abandoned by ani for an
alternative pilates routine.		  
in memory of
mine and raya
and so many more
 
22-dec-2003: aniandbob@drbobenterprises.com [ani sarkahian / bob jantzen]
dr bob enterprises ©2003 http://www.drbobenterprises.com
[enhanced web version of card available]